Los Angeles designer Jared Gold's spring 08 collection—which will take over the city's central train station and close L.A. Fashion Week—promises pseudo-celebrity models (Tony Ward, Chris "Leave Britney Alone!" Crocker and a losing contestant from Top Model, among others we didn't recognize) and an inflatable pop-up store where the audience can purchase the items they just saw (hence spring 08). That will probably include tutus, faux fur, glittery fabrics and other drag-queen accoutrements. Jared may just out-Heatherette Heatherette.