Randomness

In the first of our new series of arcane, inane or otherwise insane randomness, we bring you a 70's educational filmstrip of a mom who walks in on her son choking the monkey (is what they called it back then?). The set is so spartan that the only thing that stands out, other than the poor kid's erection, is the sticker on the back of the bedroom door, a hippie parent's subliminal message.

—Mina Estevez