Dismissed T-Shirts

It's been said, sacrilegiously, that religion is only good for two things: lovely architecture and scary movies. We submit a third: these cautionary tees by the Barcelona label Dismissed, portraying each of those now-quaint yet still-immoral seven deadly sins. The loose fit and wide neck, their key features, could almost be an eighth. After all, someone has to do the devil's work.

$50

Lust Wrath Greed Gluttony Sloth Pride Envy Men's Women's Small Medium Large

Details: 100% organic cotton. Colors are exactly as they appear in the images (white, light gray, black). Slight difference in cut between men's and women's. Size chart at the end of the image slideshow. As always, we're happy to tweet pictures of you and your purchase. Send us a question about this product. 

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Kick Eyes Glasses

Kick Eyes are back and kickier than ever. We first brought you the smash-hit toy glasses by Nono Muaks—a fashion-design collective between Brussels and Beijing—last year. We rather naively assumed that lightning bolts and heart shapes were about all one could punch out of felt. But no, we were wrong. Flick through the slideshow below to choose your preferred style from two of Kick Eyes's new collections, Jungle and Poker Face. Because really, who needs lenses when there's laser-cut technology?

$9.99

Black Red Pink Green Cat Eyes Leopard Print Zebra Stripes Hearts & Spades Diamonds & Clubs Spades & Diamonds

Details: 100% laser-cut industrial felt, durable and foldable, unisex, one size fits all. Dimensions: 5.75" wide, 5" deep. As always, we're happy to tweet pictures of you and your purchase. Send us a question about this product. 

• Posted Jan 08, 2012
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Glambots

While Western designers are falling over themselves to get into China, the Beijing-Brussels design collective Nono Muaks is rocking out. The makers of the Kick Eyes non-sunglasses below have introduced another functionless must-have: Glambots, a collection of fashionable toy robots that "express the rock ‘n' roll in our lives." Made of a felt that bends but never breaks, each Glambot has its own identity: Glam Pharaoh, Glam Rocker, Glam Lover, Glam Astronaut, Glam Dissident, and Glam Android. Which one is you?

$10

Yellow Orange Red Green Blue Black Glam Pharaoh Glam Rocker Glam Lover Glam Astronaut Glam Dissident Glam Android

Details: 100% laser-cut felt. Dimensions: 9.5" high, 5" width. As always, we're happy to tweet pictures of you and your purchase. Send us a question about this product.

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Kick Eyes Glasses

How better to show your party spirit this season than with these novelty Kick Eyes glasses? The latest concept from Nono Muaks, a fashion-design collective between Brussels and Beijing, Kick Eyes have no lenses. In their place are laser-cut shapes: Heart, Lightning Bolt, Vertical Bars, Single X and Double X. The latter is a Hint exclusive because we figure it's the season to be fully blotto. The best part? Kick Eyes are only $15. What? No way! How is that possible? Because they're made of felt, a cheap-and-chic wonder material. So go on, get felt up.

$15

Red Pink Black Double X Single X Vertical Bars Lightning Bolt Heart

Details: 100% laser-cut industrial felt, durable and foldable, unisex, one size fits all. Dimensions: 5.75" wide, 5" deep. As always, we're happy to tweet pictures of you and your purchase. Send us a question about this product. 

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Cast of Vices Pill Pins

Remember that time you (allegedly) popped a Xanax and crashed out on a neighbor's lawn, only to wake up sunburned and wearing strange underwear? And remember that other time you (allegedly) took a Klonopin on a plane and groped a steward?

Now you can relive each harrowing episode of dangerously erratic behavior with these pill pins from the Los Angeles-based jewelry label Cast of Vices. Made of sterling silver, they come in the shape of everyone's favorite pharmies: Valium, Klonopin, Xanax, and Oxycontin (sold out)—and you don't even need a prescription. Whether or not you condone their (ab)use, you have to admit they make for handsome ironic commentary on 21st-century life and recreation.

$60

Valium Klonopin Xanax 1.0

Details: Handmade in the USA, each pin is made of 100% sterling silver and comes with the packaging seen here. As always, we're happy to tweet pictures of you and your purchase. Send us a question about this product.

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Zoo Uniform T-Shirts & Underwear

It's true, of course, that we're animals. And whether we move in herds, packs, flocks or schools, we belong in a zoo. Zoo Uniform, that is, the new French label that's putting everyone's favorite animal heads on T-shirts. A whole conga line of critters is planned, starting with a monkey, pig, owl, panda, and—perhaps cuddliest of all—a koala. But that's not all. Here's where it goes into cuteness overload. Because animals possess an appendage we humans thought we were too good for way back on the evolutionary timeline, the Zoo Uniform guys have also created women's underwear with corresponding tails in back. We're all after tail of some sort, right?...

Men's Tee, Monkey, Purple ($30) Men's Tee, Monkey, Gray ($30) Men's Tee, Pig, Royal Blue ($30) Men's Tee, Pig, Dark Gray ($30) Men's Tee, Owl, Purple ($30) Men's Tee, Owl, Dark Gray ($30) Men's Tee, Panda, Black ($30) Men's Tee, Panda, Gray ($30) Men's Tee, Koala, Black ($30) Men's Tee, Koala, Royal Blue ($30) Small Medium Large

Women's Tee, Monkey, White ($30) Women's Tee, Monkey, Pink ($30) Women's Tee, Pig, Gray ($30) Women's Tee, Pig, Blue ($30) Women's Tee, Owl, Black ($30) Women's Tee, Owl, Blue ($30) Women's Tee, Panda, Black ($30) Women's Tee, Panda, Gray ($30) Women's Tee, Koala, White ($30) Women's Tee, Koala, Pink ($30) Extra Small Small Medium

Women's Underwear, Monkey, Black ($14) Women's Underwear, Monkey, Pink ($14) Women's Underwear, Monkey, Blue ($14) Women's Underwear, Pig, Black ($14) Women's Underwear, Pig, Pink ($14) Women's Underwear, Pig, Blue ($14) Women's Underwear, Owl, Black ($14) Women's Underwear, Owl, Pink ($14) Women's Underwear, Owl, Blue ($14) Women's Underwear, Panda, Black ($14) Women's Underwear, Panda, Pink ($14) Women's Underwear, Panda, Blue ($14) Women's Underwear, Koala, Black ($14) Women's Underwear, Koala, Pink ($14) Women's Underwear, Koala, Blue ($14) Extra Small Small Medium

Details: 100% cotton, different cuts for men and women, all original patterns. As always, we're happy to tweet pictures of you and your purchase. Send us a question about this product.

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