James Franco's "graaanmaa" has a message for you, the movie-going public: "See Spring Breakers! Lots of parties, lots of dancing, lots of girls, and myyyyy grandson!" More evidence that he and Tilda Swinton are two sides of the performance-art coin, although we can't imagine any of her Scottish relatives shilling a project of hers. Or can we? We just don't know anymore—suddenly nothing is knowable!